Clown of the Month

1 point for every file that is live without going through the CVS tagging progress
Points: 66 | By: Jeremy | Date: 18-Jan | Comments (3)

Changes live that aren't in CVS!
Points: 3 | By: Jeremy | Date: 13-Jan | Comments (0)

For thinking the site was down when he had typed the URL wrongly
Points: 2 | By: Jonathan | Date: 05-Jan | Comments (0)

Using sub-selects in generally accessed code, when I explicitly said not to unless it can be a) justified or b) proved to be optimised. On top of which, MySQL say themselves that sub-selects should be avoided if possible.
Points: 3 | By: Jeremy | Date: 27-Jan | Comments (0)

JC, the help pages fix doesn't actually work. and left it for me to release!!
Points: 1 | By: Joe Joe | Date: 24-Jan | Comments (2)

Putting CMS partners in partner_profile and not allowing partners to add sub-partners
Points: 3 | By: Joe Joe | Date: 23-Jan | Comments (0)

Going on holiday and leaving his computer logged in and locked!!
Points: 1 | By: Joe Joe | Date: 23-Jan | Comments (0)

Wiping out CMS content when he was specifically reminded that he shouldn't
Points: 3 | By: Jeremy | Date: 20-Jan | Comments (1)

For thinking the user having to log in twice wasn't a bug
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 20-Jan | Comments (0)

Breaking every ones front page of there sandbox (Home_C)
Points: 1 | By: Alex | Date: 19-Jan | Comments (1)

change the order of the params in get_cms_page_content_by_section()
Points: 1 | By: Duncan | Date: 19-Jan | Comments (0)

Breaking Shared::DBStuff v1.79 then blaming product dev.
Points: 2 | By: Duncan | Date: 13-Jan | Comments (0)

Bringing down the database on dev server
Points: 1 | By: Jon | Date: 11-Jan | Comments (1)

Release issues
Points: 2 | By: Jon | Date: 11-Jan | Comments (0)

Giving Ithar a point for not having a point this month, but being too scared to do the same to Richard!
Points: 1 | By: Andrew | Date: 31-Jan | Comments (0)

for commiting a cvs conflict in v.59 of StreamingTool_V.pm, still not sure how you did this.
Points: 1 | By: Duncan | Date: 31-Jan | Comments (0)

For not running in the alert SQL and putting up the wrong Alert_V.pm
Points: 3 | By: Chris | Date: 27-Jan | Comments (0)

Created a critical bug by breaking all international tools (empty dropdowns)
Points: 3 | By: Arif | Date: 27-Jan | Comments (3)

For thinking I had wiped out CMS content when I didn't
Points: 3 | By: Jonathan | Date: 20-Jan | Comments (0)

putting html in the model fileuploadadmin_m $ret_code = join("\n", @list); $ret_code = "<pre>$ret_code</pre>";
Points: 1 | By: Joe Joe | Date: 09-Jan | Comments (0)

Not knowing how I checked in a conflict
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 31-Jan | Comments (2)

Taking down newswire by trying to put a hash into a scalar (Story_M v1.24)
Points: 2 | By: Andrew | Date: 27-Jan | Comments (0)

You should have picked it up in the diff, and it wouldn't have been affected if the CMS went live last night but for session madness
Points: 1 | By: Jonathan | Date: 19-Jan | Comments (0)

With respect to a point Duncan got from JC: "I did not diff your code Jeremy did" - when I quite clearly didn't - the point is for tarnishing my name
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 19-Jan | Comments (2)

Buggering everyone's offline environment
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 17-Jan | Comments (0)

my @db_array = (keys %{$db_connection});
Points: 3 | By: Gregster | Date: 17-Jan | Comments (0)

Cleaning up the home page so well that sector drop-down was empty
Points: 1 | By: Andrew | Date: 13-Jan | Comments (0)

hardcoding a user id in the portfolio, and releasing it!
Points: 3 | By: Joe Joe | Date: 26-Jan | Comments (0)

Leaving .dev in client solution
Points: 3 | By: Jonathan | Date: 20-Jan | Comments (0)

For this comedy comment in Session_M: # Set Logged in Flag --> this means users are permanently logged in which isn't right!!
Points: 1 | By: Jonathan | Date: 13-Jan | Comments (1)

For putting the bloody normal price change in the place of sector average price change!
Points: 3 | By: Jeremy | Date: 27-Jan | Comments (0)

For "On the day of release you need to update the audit ids in the file" when the file doesn't actually contain any audits - now I've got to look for the audits in the code and piss about doing it manually.
Points: 2 | By: Jeremy | Date: 25-Jan | Comments (0)

For Diffing ChartImage.pm and failed to spot all my changes. Which nearly went live.
Points: 1 | By: Duncan | Date: 25-Jan | Comments (0)

Closing German, Italy, Spain and Ireland markets 9 hours early
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 04-Jan | Comments (0)

Point for being cocky: 'backward compatible'
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 31-Jan | Comments (2)

For allowing the wrong analysis story to go out twice in a row
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 30-Jan | Comments (0)

Blocking the 4am guy from sending the portfolio (120,000 user) alert!
Points: 3 | By: Jeremy | Date: 27-Jan | Comments (0)

Walking off at the wrong moment
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 09-Jan | Comments (0)

Checked in wrong code for client demo
Points: 2 | By: Jonathan | Date: 16-Jan | Comments (0)

For not knowing his site's listing was on the front page of Google
Points: 1 | By: Jonathan | Date: 05-Jan | Comments (0)

Failed to sync code to ALL SERVERS
Points: 2 | By: Duncan | Date: 12-Jan | Comments (1)

Someone said he deserved it
Points: 1 | By: Jon | Date: 11-Jan | Comments (1)

Thought sessions was broken but he got the URL wrong
Points: 1 | By: Jonathan | Date: 11-Jan | Comments (1)

Failed to sync code despite the message "ALL servers - that really does mean all servers".
Points: 1 | By: Duncan | Date: 31-Jan | Comments (0)

Not training Alex on tech support
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 03-Jan | Comments (1)

ask for a db table restore without good cause.
Points: 1 | By: Duncan | Date: 05-Jan | Comments (1)

For not having any points this month
Points: 1 | By: Jeremy | Date: 31-Jan | Comments (0)